EASY WAY TO DIE

HI FRIENDS,…. ……… …….
EASY WAY TO DIE……..? ???????

a) TAKE A CIGAR DAILY……
YOU WILL DIE 10 YEARS EARLY……

b) DRINK RUM DAILY ……
YOU WILL DIE 30 YEARS EARLY….

c) LOVE SOME-ONE TRULY……. …
YOU WILL DIE DAILY….

ALL TAKE CARE…….

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance!

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset

Soul is our Fixed Asset

Brain is our Fixed Deposit

Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves

Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend

Children are our Bonus Issues

Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment

Experience is our Premium Account

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

21 Century…

21 century…

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our Job - Thankless

Our Salary - Very less

SLAM BOOK

SLam BOOK.. PlzZz FiLL It.. REpLy Me BacK OK..!!**BUT FIRST** Send a blank copy to all of
your friends (including me) so they can fill it out about you!

HobbY:

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Date Of BiRth:

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U cant Live WidOut:

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Ur Fav. CoLor:

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BeSt FrenD :

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weaKneSs:

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CraZy About:

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Love iS :

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About Me:

scrap me ………

Life & Love

Life + Love = Happy
Life – Love = Sad

Adding above 2,

Life + Love = Happy
Life – Love = Sad
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2Life = Happy + Sad

so,

Life = 1/2 Happy + 1/2 Sad.

I Wish

I Wish I Could Be One Of Ur Tear….
Born Ur Eyes…..
Run Down Ur Cheeks …..
And Die On Ur Lips

Lessons in Logic

Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?

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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

EASY ……. DIFFICULT

EASY ……. DIFFICULT

Easy is to get a place is someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes

Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue

Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound…

Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness

Easy is to set rules.
Difficult is to follow them…

Easy is to dream every night.
Difficult is to fight for a dream…

Easy is to show victory.
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity…

Easy is to admire a full moon.
Difficult to see the other side…

Easy is to stumble with a stone.
Difficult is to get up…

Easy is to enjoy life every day.
Difficult to give its real value…

Easy is to promise something to someone.
Difficult is to fulfill that promise…

Easy is to say we love.
Difficult is to show it every day…

Easy is to critici

Never forget

I will never forget the days we once had
The days when you were everything to me
My mind used to tell me we’d be together forever
But now I realize that was all a big dream
The feelings I have for you will never go
I wish I could take back that one regretful day
The day when I willingly let you slide from my arms
Never did I think of the astonishing pain of regrets
That I would once have to live through
The sight of you in someone else’s arms
Makes my heart shatter into a million pieces
I sometimes wonder if you still think of me
Or if to you, I’m just a face in the crowd
I wish so very much that one day we can have it all back
But for now, I’ll sit here silently
Remembering all the memories we once shared
Everyday my love grows much stronger
Hoping that one day you will feel the same
And put back the pieces of my broken heart

Tips

Talk——– ——-Softly
Walk——– ——–Humbly
Eat——— ——— -Sensibly
Breathe—– ——— —-Deeply
Sleep——- ——— —–Sufficientl y
Dress——- ——— ——— -Smartly
Act——— ——— ——— —Fearlessly
Work——– ——— ——— ——Patiently
Think——- ——— ——— ——— Truthfully
Believe—– ——— ——— ——— —Correctly
Behave—— ——— ——— ——— —–Decently
Learn——- ——— ——— ——— ——–Practically
Plan——– ——— ——— ——— ——— —–Orderly
Earn——– ——— ——— ——— ——— ——-Honestly
Save——– ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— -Regularly
Spend——- ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— —Intelligently
Love——– ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——Passionately
ENJOY——- ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——–COMPLETELY

People Call It College, We Call It LIFE.

Midnite coffee,
long chats,
bday bumps,
bunking classes,
crush on pal,
fight for marks,
tears for love,
just everything,
people call it college,
we call it LIFE.

So WHY To STUDY….

DO U KNOW THIS ?

Power=work/time

.’.time=work/power

but,
knowledge is power & time is money

.’.money=work/knowledge

if knowledge=zero..i.e[0]

then money=work/0 i.e money=infinity

so WHY to STUDY……….

You Are My Friend

HIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO
AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU
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You are my friend…And i hope u kno thats true…no matter what
happens… i will stand by u… i will be there for u… when ever u need

NIIT : Not Interested in IT

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

21. CTS:Cool Talented Students

***** ABC’s of Lucki *****

***** ABC’s of Lucki *****

Accepts you as you are
Believes in “you”
Calls you just to say “HI”
Doesn’t give up on you
Envisions the whole of you
Forgives your mistakes
Gives unconditionally
Helps you
Invites you over
Just showes his true self
Keeps you close at heart
Loves you for who you are
Makes a difference in your life
Never Judges
Offers support
Picks you up
Quiets your fears
Raises your spirits
Says nice things about you
Tells you the truth when you need to hear it
Understands you
Values you
Walks beside you
X-ray eyes
Yells when you won’t listen
Zaps you back to reality

I Hope I’ll Get This

hi………..
There are 100 Nice People in this world!!

40 r sleeping!!
30 r working!!
20 r playing!!
9 r blessing!!
n 1 is reading this message!!

send this to 10 people ~!~

if u get 1 reply …u r poor in relation!!
if u get 2…u need some one to support !!
if u get 3..u r average in nature!!
if u get 4 u r friend to many!!
if u get 5 replies someone luvs u!!
if u get 6 some one really wants u beyond love!!
if u get 7 some one is praying GOD to get marry with u!!
if u get 8 u r so mankind!!
if u get 9 u r worthfull having friend like ME!!
n if u get TEN replies …
I’m worthy having friend like YOU!!

I hope I’ll get this

To realize

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the tr ain, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident…

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one……

Life Is

Life is ADVENTURE dare it.~*~
Life is BEAUTY worship it.~*~
Life is CHALLENGE meet it.~*~
Life is DREAM realize it.~*~
Life is ENDURANCE copewith it.~*~
Life is FRAGRANCE smell it. ~*~
Life is GAME play it.~*~
Life is HEAVEN take it. ~*~
Life is INITIATIVE take it. ~*~
Life is JOURNEY complete it.~*~
Life is KEROSINE burn it. ~*~
Life is LOVE enjoy it. ~*~
Life is MYSTERY unfold it. ~*~
Life is NAME find it .~*~
Life is OPPORTUNITY catch it.~*~
Life is PROMISE fulfil it. ~*~
Life is QUESTION answer it. ~*~
Life is REALITY face it. ~*~
Life is SONG sing it. ~*~
Life is TIME utilize it. ~*~
Life is URAGE satisfy it. ~*~
Life is VOICE listen it. ~*~
Life is WEALTH acquire it. ~*~
Life is YEARNING go after it. ~*~
Life is ZENITH attain it.~*~
THAT’S FOR YOU MY “DEAR” FIREND

Diffrence Between Women

1)what is the diffrence between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are…
3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit
the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????…..
5) What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
6) What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don’t mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business
What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving

Take Your Time And See If You Can Read

Take your time and see if you can read
each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person can’t

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is sweet cat
This is person cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is twenty cat
This is seconds cat

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Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line
from the top down and I bet you can’t resist passing it on….